New Jackson Kayak Juice by Jezz | Mar 6, 2012 | Hero, jacksonkayak.com, Uncategorized, Whitewater | 2 comments After a bit of thinking outside the box we got to considering what we should do with some of the plastic made from JK boats and then we had it. What if we grind it down and make some juice out of it. After a bit of thinking outside the box we got to considering what we should do with some of the plastic made from JK boats and then we had it. What if we grind it down and make some juice out of it. We got our best technical experts to it, using world leading electrolyte advancement and titanium laced infused technology we are pleased to announce that Jackson Kayak Juice will be hitting stores this summer. For all your hydration needs, three different flavours. Ruby Red, Pee yellow, and “Gee you have been in the sun too long” Sunburn orange, get a bottle for your next adventure on the water. NEWS UPDATE: On a side note we are also pleased to announce that our Juice has just been bought out by a large soda manufacturer. This manufacturer was quoted, “We didn’t know what it tasted like or if it was even drinkable, but we bought the company out as a preventative measure.” Jackson Kayak Juice will now not be available. jez Jackson Kayak Coordinator of Karma 2 Comments Tony D on March 6, 2012 at 4:08 am I hope that you got big bucks for the juice company, as like all other Jackson products it is sure to be a winner. Reply Matthew Sensintaffar on March 12, 2012 at 2:34 am Jez, Show me your horns. Juice is so over done. The next big market is milk obviously. m Reply Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ
Tony D on March 6, 2012 at 4:08 am I hope that you got big bucks for the juice company, as like all other Jackson products it is sure to be a winner. Reply
Matthew Sensintaffar on March 12, 2012 at 2:34 am Jez, Show me your horns. Juice is so over done. The next big market is milk obviously. m Reply