Can anybody recommend the worlds most comfortable couch for this guy?

Dear Jackson Kayak,

All I can say is Thank You. I just paddled my Jackson "Fun" I picked up the other day and I love it. Its the best boat I have been in yet and will stick with Jackson kayaks from now on. It feels like its a custom made boat. Handles like a dream. Also, the thing is more comfortable then my couch, which is sad,…I have a nice couch. Thanks again and take care,….I need to go buy a better couch now.